I know, it’s hard to believe this little whimsy of a journal could possibly be called to account but it has happened!

It’s not that we are surprised at the nature of the complaint, which is all very reasonable, it’s just we are amazed that anyone would care enough to bother. After all, if it wasn’t for the court order I doubt we would dedicate the two minutes we spend on research every week to ensure this is the nations favourite “Totally Independent Website produced for and by supporters of Droitwich Spa Football Club.”

Just for Ness, we have changed the backgrounds and fired the art director. He will be fine, even if his wife has just left him, taking their 18 children and Snuffles the hamster with them. Apparently there are some good camping spots on the Copcut Island!

Anyway, if you do read this, thank you from the heart of our bottoms. If you do have any suggestions please feel free to let us know – although we’ve heard the “Jump in the canal’ and ‘Take your face for a sh!t’ ones, and they’ve already been actioned.

Cheers

FTS