FOLLOWING THE SALTMEN

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Uhlsport Hellenic League Division One

Tuesday 14 January 2025

The world is a mysterious place. Full of puzzles and contradictions. How did Stone Age man (or woman, or any of the newer genders) manage to get those bloody great blue stones from South Wales to Wiltshire and turn them into a henge? Where is Lord Lucan? What is the minimum requirement to be called a celebrity? Who stole my video recorder in 1993? David Lammy, Foreign Secretary!!!???

So who could possibly have predicted the outcome of this a game with more twists and turns than a really big twisty-turny thing? With 5 minutes of the game remaining I predicted the Saltmen would concede a late winner and the night end in disappointment. Clearly, I was wrong but with Spa down to 9 men and Borough finishing the game very strongly you wouldn’t find many within the travelling hordes of rossoneri who would have disagreed.

Step forward Jack Davies.

With two players in the sin bin and, having surrendered a two goal lead, a loose ball fell to JD about 30 yards out from goal in a fairly central position. The prodigal returning son had eyes for only one thing and unleashed shock and awe in the form of a cruise missile of a drive which was guided through a crowd of players and beyond the hapless Joe Neeson in the Borough goal sending the Saltmen into rapturous celebrations. What a goal and what a moment!

It was a big night for the Redditch club. A top of the table clash with near neighbours and the switching on of the club’s new floodlights. The game started well for the hosts and took the lead on 6 minutes. Spa gradually worked themselves into contention and within 10 minutes had drawn level with an excellent 18 yard strike. Two minutes later, Spa top scorer Alex Dugmore gave Spa the lead with a great strike and the Saltmen took charge of the game. On the half hour, Perry Moss added to the Spa tally when finishing neatly after Neeson had foiled his first attempt. The three points looked sure to be coming to Droitwich. But it was too early to start counting chickens (Nil, if you’re interested). Redditch were a constant threat and pulled a goal back with 2 minutes. Then on 42 minutes, Borough were bizarrely awarded a free kick on the edge of the box which was struck cleanly past Joe Stockton. We reached half- time level at 3-3.

Spa started the second half strongly and regained the lead with 4 minutes of the second half gone. The terrier like tenacity of Charlie Tilley took him into the area before unleashing an unstoppable strike past Neeson.

It was not a performance the former Droitwich stopper will want to remember. On 55 minutes he misjudged the bounce (or lack of) from a relatively weak Nathan Binner shot which went through the keepers legs and Spa had a 5-3 lead.

But the game was far from finished. The game swung again. Borough restored parity with goals on 80 and 88 minutes. During this period, Spa lost Jack Brighton and Jamie Sauntson to the sinbin. This brings us back to that Jack Davies moment and a 5-6 win.

A great win for the Saltmen sees them open up a 9 point gap over second placed Wantage.

Next up, on a Saturday, another game against fellow title challengers Abingdon.

See you there.

Cheers

Steve

Droitwich Spa 1-0 FC Stratford

UhlSport Hellenic League Division One

Tuesday 07 January 2025

Happy New Year from Following the Saltmen!

And it has started brightly enough. After the disappointment of the weekend fixture at Carterton being postponed, Spa returned to action for the first time in 2025 against the first side to take points off the Saltmen this season when the sides drew 1-1 in Stratford all the way back in 2024. The previous encounter was marred by some bizarre refereeing, resulting in a disjointed affair with neither side playing to their usual high standards.

The principal external influence on this fixture at Kingys would turn out to be the pitch, and the weather’s effect on it. Due to the snow and rain in the week before the game, it had not been possible to roll the field prior to the game. As the mercury dropped below freezing point this would become increasingly problematic for both teams.

Spa started brightly creating a couple of chances in the opening minutes, the best falling to Alex Dugmore whose strong strike from ten yards was directed straight at Pheasey in the Stratford goal. It was not to be Duggers’ night. It didn’t take much longer for the games ultimate decider to arrive. Skipper James Lemon was brought down in the penalty area and the referee pointed straight to the spot. Nathan Binner calmly dispatched the spot kick with an excellent strike. Further chances came and went. A fierce goal-bound piledriver from Jack Davies produced a fine save from Pheasey who reacted quickly to push the ball over the bar somewhat ungrateful for the loan of a Spa goalkeeper’s shirt! Our very own foul magnet, the effervescent Perry Moss, can consider himself unlucky not to have been awarded a penalty when he was crudely brought down before he could get a shot away.

The second half was dominated by the visitors who seemed to adapt better to the worsening playing conditions as the frosty pitch began to Arden. Stratford controlled possession and it took a stout rearguard action from the Spa back four, ably assisted by Joe Stockton in the Spa goal who made a couple of notable saves to frustrate the visitors. Spa had chances to make the game safe. Alex Dugmore was put through one on one with Pheasey only to be denied by a fabulous last-ditch challenge while deadly Duggers tried to get a shot away. The, now frozen, pitch undoubtedly played a part as the frustrated Dugmore struggled to control the ball on this tricky surface.

Much to the relief of the majority of the 140 stoic supporters who braved a very chilly evening, the final whistle sounded but not before the return to first team action of Sam Hurdman. Sam has remained a constant presence at Kingys during his long rehabilitation from a nasty injury. It was good to see him appear from the bench and to look so calm and capable in possession.

The Saltmen can probably consider themselves a bit fortunate to take the three points. Regardless of this, it was an important win which helps strengthen their place at the top of the table and stay clear of the chasing pack.

My man of the match would go to Jamie Sauntson who remained dominant in defence and never shied away from putting his body in mortal danger for the cause.

Next up for Spa is the visit of Step 5 Westfield in the cup, this coming Saturday. Hopefully, the weather will allow the pitch to thaw in time.

See you there.

Cheers

Steve

#UTS

Here at FTS we like to think of ourselves as guardians of consumer rights. With this in mind, we decided to check the quality of the new club mugs so you can decide how many to buy.

As illustrated above, the mugs come in two sizes: Mug; and Large Mug. Conveniently, the larger mug has a greater capacity and will hold more beverage, where appropriate.

Both mugs have ergonomically friendly handles which assist greatly with picking the mug up. Being of a glazed ceramic construction, the mugs hold liquid without drips and these waterproof qualities mean they can be washed and reused, a useful feature in these environmentally aware times.

The aesthetic design is a partly contemporary plain white, enlivened by the world famous club logo on both sides, which leading scientists confirm makes tea taste a lot better.

I found the mugs easy to use with no particular issue – although it should be noted that instructions were not included. For those readers who are unclear how to use the mugs, an owners manual can be obtained by sending a stamped, addressed envelope to WCFC Ltd, Claines Lane, Worcester, WR0 0NG.

In summary: if you like drinking tea and need something to stop it running through your fingers then this is an ideal product and earns the prestigious FTS Seal of Approval.

Spa Mugs are available individually, from the Clubhouse bar or the stadium tea shed.

Cheers

Steve

So that’s 2024 done. And it’s been an interesting year, to say the least! There have been some low points but, thankfully they have been overshadowed by the high points.

Low Point: While the home defeat to Hinckley stung, for me, the low point came with the gut-wrenching defeat in the penalty shootout at the playoff final against a team loaded with more ringers than it has supporters.

With 8 minutes to play, Spa were leading 1-0, but the makeshift Saltmen side were hanging on, running on fumes and, like a Cuban Cadillac, held together with sticky tape and woolly string. Even though it was effectively an away game, the overwhelming majority of the 553 crowd were unable to will their heroes over the final hurdle. It’s probably less than 20 miles to the Kings Norton ground, but the journey home felt like 200!

High Point: This was more difficult as there have been many more highs than lows, particularly this season. The playoff semi final win at Allscott Heath was amazing. The FA Vase win at old foes Ashby Ivanhoe was even better but my favourite Spa experience of 2024 has to be the trip to Holbeach United in the first round proper of the Vase. A great day out to an excellent and welcoming club with a fantastic clubhouse. A visit to a proper pub and a great onfield display. The journey home was brilliant. Travelling with the team allowed us to see and join in the celebrations which were raucous and very good humoured. Even the trip to Sainsbury’s to refill the beer supplies (and make room for some more) was fun…and I’ve never said that before!

Overall it’s been a really good year. The team has been incredible. Watching young players linking up with more established players. Seeing the development of Dom Rogerson. Seeing Duggers bagging four at Newent. The long unbeaten run to open the season. Attendances are up and the number of Spa fans travelling long distances to away games is amazing. There can’t be many clubs at Stage 6 whose supporters regularly outnumber the hosts’ support.

I’m not sure anyone honestly predicted the degree of success this season has brought so far. However, we are only half way through the league programme and with fixtures now coming thick and fast, the hard work on soft pitches really begins here. I’m sure the club has the individual talent and strength in depth to complete the job but it isn’t going to be easy. The least we supporters can do is provide the best backing we can and be grateful for the hard work that goes into providing us with such a positive experience following the Saltmen.

See you at Carterton on Saturday.

Cheers

Steve

#UTS

The Saltmen delivered their travelling supporters the perfect seasonal present with a convincing win at near neighbours Bewdley. It was a game played in slightly unusual circumstances. Mist hung low around the picturesque Ribbesford Meadow ground but the sight of many tractors decked out in tinsel and lights passing on the road above the field, lent an air of the surreal to proceedings.

The game started well for the Saltmen who created a series of chances in the opening minutes. A 25 yard piledriver from Corey Rudd struck the base of the post and top-scorer Alex Dugmore came close to adding to his tally on a couple of occasions but only managed to drag his efforts narrowly off target.

Somewhat against the run of play, it was the hosts who opened the scoring with a good strike from Worthington finding the corner of the Spa goal. Their lead was short lived as Charlie Tilley guided a deft header from a loose bouncing ball in the box over the stranded Lloyd in the Town goal restoring parity.

The half ended with Spa skipper James Lemon set to burst the net when he was left unmarked in the box but was unable to get enough on another bouncing ball to trouble the scorers.

The second period started with both sides trading half chances until the decisive moment on 64 minutes. In keeping with Bewdley’s Boxing Day tractor meet, effervescent Spa star Perry Moss had survived some pretty agricultural challenges from a Town side who had clearly been instructed to keep the diminutive dangerman out of the game by either fair means or, more often, foul. On this occasion, Pez jinked into the box without a Town player able to lay a glove on him and found the net with an excellent finish.

Saltmen keeper Joe Stockton had a relatively quiet afternoon but was equal to the task in denying erstwhile Studley striker Lees who was put through one on one. Stockton stood strong and completed a crucial block to deny the Town top scorer.

Spa’s own goal bothering superhero, Lord Dugmore of De Wych, left it late to maintain his goal per game average but the moment eventually arrived in the 83rd minute when he rose like a seasonal side of salmon, hovered in the air for fully 10 gravity defying seconds* and glanced Josh Hurdman’s pinpoint cross inside the far post.

And that was that. Three points in the stocking from a job well done.

My man of the match was Charlie Tilley whose goal and Herculean work behind the forward line were critical to the Saltmen’s victory. Special mention to Messrs Rudd, Sauntson, and Carey who also had strong games (as usual).

No game this Saturday so I’ll see you all at Carterton on 4th January. Have a very happy, healthy and prosperous New Year!

Cheers

Steve

*FTS has been contacted by a Mr I Newton from 1690, suggesting this may be b0ll0cks.

It’s nearly here. That time of the year again, when a bearded man in a red suit clambers down Noddy’s chimney with a sackful of cash to top up the Holder pension plan for another twelve months. But it’s not just ageing Black Country troubadours getting presents. No. All of us in Saltmen Nation have had an early seasonal gift in the form of Joe Stockton, goalkeeper, who is dual registered with Worcester City. Joe has arrived at Kingys riding in on a one horse open sleigh as relief for the injured Dom Rogerson who can now nurse the broken elbow he played the whole 90 minutes with at Abbey Hulton last weekend.

Dom has played really well throughout the season and is probably the most improved player of the season. His miraculous save at Ashby Ivanhoe will last long in my memory. Hopefully he will make a full and early recovery and be challenging to regain his place very soon.

This Saturday sees Spa welcome the Daffodils of Newent Town to Kingys. Back on the 3rd August, the Dafs played host to Spa’s first outing in the Hellenic League. The match was played in 30 degree heat and, after a closely contested first half, Spa scored 4 unanswered goals in the second period. The game finished 6-2 in favour of the Saltmen, with Alex Dugmore helping himself to 4 goals.

Since that August afternoon, Newent have seen wholesale changes to both the coaching staff and players. A number of new faces were drafted in, including a genuine international and, of late, results appear to be improving.

Saturday’s game will not be a picnic for Spa. I expect the Dafs will pose a much bigger threat on Saturday than they did in late summer.

This is the last home game of 2024, so let’s see the year out in style by cheering on the Saltmen as they look to return to winning ways.

See you there.

Cheers

Steve

The Saltmen bowed out of this season’s FA Vase in the third round proper, going down 4-2 in a pretty evenly matched game at Abbey Hulton United.

The afternoon started well. In the absence of a coach, it was yours truly’s turn to drive. We marvelled at the length of time taken to install a pedestrian crossing on the Westlands roundabout; the complete lack of activity in the everlasting road works on the M5 and then endured the everlasting traffic jam joining the M6. Once clear of the Birmingham conurbation, it was plain sailing up to the Potteries. A slight communication breakdown between pilot and sat nav resulted in an accidental detour via the Britannia Stadium or whatever gambling site currently holds the naming rights but it wasn’t long before our happy band of travellers were approaching Abbey Hulton United. The air of intimidation was ramped up a few notches by a graffito on a wall near our destination which was clearly an attempted slur on one of Spa’s more notorious Ultras. It also explains the MI5 surveillance!

A friendly welcome awaited upon arrival at Abbey Hulton United and we retired to the bar while the players enjoyed their pre-match warm in the afternoon showers. The clubhouse is reminiscent of a Juke Joint in the Deep South of the USA. This is not meant as in insult in any way. The bar was warm and welcoming and it was good to chat with some Abbey supporters. And the beer was reasonably priced too, not that this designated driver could take advantage. Fortunately my next scheduled driving stint will be to the Oxford area, where the beer is likely to be a fair bit more expensive.”

I will only give a brief resume of the game, as the Official Spa site does a much better job. They include facts and statistics to support their content whereas I prefer a less formal approach.

Anyway, Spa were the better side for the majority of the first half, creating the more promising openings. James Lemon came closest to glory but could only hit the bar when following up on a parry from the Abbey keeper. The other effort of note came from a Josh Hurdman free free kick from 25 yards. The shot beat the wall but was gathered by the keeper.

The deadlock was finally broken by the host. A great shot from distance found the top corner of Dom Rogerson’s goal, giving the Spa stopper no chance. Half time 1-0 to Abbey.

Spa continued to press forward but shorn of the services of Alex Dugmore, the current world leading scorer (probably!), Spa’s main attacking threat came from out wide. However, Abbey had clearly done their homework, putting two men each on Perry Moss and Josh Hurdman, stifling the attacking threat they provide, week in week out.

The second half was probably just shaded by the home team. But not before the Saltmen drew level when Charlie Tilley lashed home a loose ball from a Spa set piece. The travelling Droitwich faithful were then sent into raptures when a vicious effort from skipper Lemon found the onion bag and gave Spa the lead with what had to have been a carefully crafted move from the training ground – although some cynical people might say the ball just hit Lem’s foot and ricocheted goal bound. Who cares? They all count.

Sadly, the lead was short lived, and Abbey restored parity to the scoreline with a neatly worked second.

As Abbey pressed on for a winner, they earned a free kick on the edge of the box. The strike hit a Droitwich hand in the defensive wall and the referee pointed at the spot. The penalty sent Dom the wrong way and Abbey had the lead back. Staring elimination in the face, Spa threw bodies forward and switched to a back three. Joe Hurdman replaced brother Josh. Liam Livesey was introduced into something of a baptism of fire and Matt Jackson was also introduced from the bench. Sadly for Spa, their search for an equaliser left them exposed at the back and as a speculative ball forward just evaded a full stretch Jackson, Abbey made no mistake and took the tie out of the Saltmen’s reach.

My man of the match choice can only go to one man: Dom Rogerson. What few of those present at yesterday’s game did not know was that Dom started the game nursing a broken elbow!! His Trautmanesque (look it up kids) bravery deserves special notice.

Another special mention to Jack Brighton, who won a ton of ball and never took a backward step.

Defeat in the Third Round of the Vase is no disgrace. It’s further than the club has been before and we can reflect on some great trips to exotic places like Holbeach, Ashby de la Zouch and now Stoke on Trent. And here’s a novel idea, now we can concentrate on winning the league. Oh, and the Marsh Challenge Cup …… oh yes, and the Wiseman Lighting Cup.

Good luck to Abbey Hulton. I hope they go on and win the Vase. They face a tough task against step 5 Heanor but you never know. They could always bring a couple of ringers in to help…..wink wink!

Next up, an improving Newent Town at Kingys on Saturday.

See you there.

Cheers

Steve

Well, technically, I suppose it’s not ‘again.’ Due to the diligence of our hosts, last week’s game was postponed well before most of the players and supporters set off for Abbey Hulton United. But “We Go” isn’t much of a title to grace the world’s leading totally independent Droitwich Spa fan’s bloggy thing.

So, subject to there not being a surprise hurricane, a beast from the east, plague of frogs or a sit-in by Just Stop Whatever It Is You Don’t Fancy Til Rag Week, we will be making our way up the Ms 5 and 6 to the town which can rightfully boast being the home of Britain’s most successful sportsman, ever! Phil “The Power” Taylor. Sixteen times champion of the world! Count ‘em. Forget your Redgraves and Hoyes, your Kenny’s and your Capes. Hurricane Higgins, Stephens – Hendry and Davis. No-one can hold a candle to The Power!

The Potteries area has a strong football history too, bringing us such superstars as Garth Crooks and Aaron Ramsdale, Mark Bright, Steve Bould and some fella called Matthews from the time before colour was invented.

The world of popular music has certainly been enlightened by the local talent. Slash, yes, the legendary top hat toting Guns & Roses guitarist, he was born in Stoke before moving to somewhere a lot less glamorous…. like LA. Bet he’s kicking himself. If he’d stayed he could have formed a band with the most rock n roll man in the history of everything – Mr Lemmy Kilmister of Hawkwind, Motörhead and occasionally The Damned fame, also a native of the Potteries. Oh….and the ‘fat dancing boy‘ from Take That.

Comedian and quiz show host Nick Hancock is famously a fan of Stoke City. Former Radio One DJ Bruno Brookes is a local as is … erm…celebrity Anthea Turner. Even Harry Potter’s dad is from the five towns area! Which seems appropriate.

So, bring your autograph books with you because we’re off to the land of the stars, although they cannot lay claim to Rik Mayall, Ashley Giles, Sir Paul McCartney or Dean Ashworth like what we can.

See you there.

Cheers

Steve

Abbey Hulton Utd v Droitwich Spa

Isuzu FA Vase. Round 3

This weekend’s FA Vase tie between Abbey Hulton and the Saltmen will be a first for both clubs. Neither have made it to the third round of the competition before and it will also be a first meeting between the two clubs in any competition.

Sky Sports has not yet expanded its coverage to Step 6, where both clubs ply their trade so we don’t know much about Abbey Hulton United and, I suspect, they know very little about us.

We can look at United’s impressive record, particularly at their Birches Head Road home. We should also bear in mind that they sit seventh in their division having accrued 31 points from 19 games.

The weather forecast for Saturday is dreadful. If the games survives the latest (ridiculously named) storm, playing conditions are likely to be less than perfect, albeit the Saltmen recently had some practice playing on a very wet pitch at Tytherington Rocks.

Spa will be without top scoring Alex Dugmore, suspended after last week’s sending off, but still have plenty of goal scoring talent available. It is unclear whether central defender Jamie Sauntson will return from injury this weekend.

It is impossible to predict the winner except to say that this tie guarantees a Step 6 team will be in the Fourth round draw.

The supporter’s coach has sold out but the Potteries are only an hour or so up the M6. It would be great if we can get as much support as possible to the game.

Hopefully I’ll get chance to sample the local delicacy of Oatcakes.

See you there.

Cheers.

Steve

#UTS

23 November 2023.

Hellenic League Division 1

Ciders on the Storm

There are a great many things which I don’t understand. I accept that and have come to terms with the fact that I am unlikely to ever appear on University Challenge. Most of the things I don’t understand have very little impact on my life (or if they do then I remain blissfully unaware). Yesterday, however, I met (no pun intended) one of my biggest comprehension foes: storms. I understand how storms are created, that’s not the problem. My main issue with storms is why and when it became necessary to give them names! It’s not like we name other weather phenomena. We do not have ‘Cloudy Afternoon Eric” or ‘Biting Frost Frank.’ We are not going to start sending Christmas cards to weather systems and it’s unlikely I will ever send them a text apologising for missing their birthdays. All I need to know from our esteemed meteorological advisors is whether a storm is coming; how bad it will be and if there is any point taking my new brolly to the match. I really don’t need to add it to my Contacts page.

But, if we absolutely must have names for storms why do we give them names like Bert or Katrina. For most people of my generation the name Bert conjures images of the Eric Cantona [expletives deleted] lookalike character from kids TV programme Sesame Street, rather than a devastating killer weather system.

Likewise, one of the century’s most violent and destructive storms was named Katrina. This storms cost many people their lives and laid waste to vast areas of south eastern USA, perhaps most notably in and around New Orleans. The careless naming of this storm almost certainly had a detrimental affect on the career of UK Eurovision heroes Katrina and the Waves!

If we are to accept storms are bad (and most people would agree) I would suggest it would be much more appropriate to name them after famous villains from history. Storm Genghis sounds much suitable than Storm Gabrielle. I would be much more concerned about the approach of Storm Adolf than Storm Annette. Perhaps Storm Keir could be reserved for the worst storm imaginable (assuming sh!tshowers are a recognised meteorological thing).

Anyway, persistent rain and strong winds associated with the tail end of Storm Bertie Werty Woo had placed this fixture in jeopardy but at 2.45, after a lengthy inspection, the referee decided the game could start.

Needless to say, the saturated playing surface was not ideal for neat, intricate passing football but both sides started in positive mode and it was clear that attacking football would be the order of the day.

Spa seemed to adjust to conditions the quickest and with only 5 minutes gone skipper James Lemon came agonisingly close to opening the scoring, only to see his effort just passing outside the post. Not deterred, the Saltmen took the lead only 3 minutes later as determined work from goalscoring sensation turned provided Alex Dugmore resulted in a low cross to the back post where goalscoring sensation Perry Moss was waiting to convert. Both sides had spells of possession with Spa creating the better of the chances. The Saltmen’s defence held firm and goalkeeping sensation Dom Rogerson thwarted the Rocks whenever called upon.

The half time break allowed the travelling Spa faithful the opportunity to harvest rice from the centre circle. When play resumed the second half belonged largely to the Saltmen after a bright opening by the hosts who, hampered by the conditions, spurned a golden opportunity restore the game to parity on 49 minutes. They were nearly to pay for their profligacy only seconds later when Alex Dugmore took the ball round the Rocks goalkeeper only to be struck in the face by a large piece of storm. This rendered the legendary frontman temporarily short sighted and his shot from a tight angle missed the target while two of his teammates queued up for the cross. Fortunately, we did not have to wait long for a second goal to arrive. Hampered by the conditions, some indecisive defending allowed goalscoring sensation Charlie Tilley two chances to beat Dykes in the home goal. Tilley’s first effort was blocked by Dykes but the rebound fell kindly and Charlie did the rest.

As the heavy underfoot conditions started to take a toll, Spa’s Managering Sensation Andy Crowther started to introduce substitutes to the game – with immediate effect. Cory Rudding sensation Cory Rudd returned to action after a three game lay-off and within 2 minutes was fed with a ball from Perry Moss. Rudd took a neat touch then unleashed a fierce drive from 25 yards which, hampered by the conditions, Dykes was unable to prevent making its way into the top of the net.

True to their name, the Rocks stayed strong and, but for a good save from Rogerson, could have narrowed the 3 goal gap.

Happy to trust his young bench, further substitutions were made by Crowther, which notably included a first team debut for Under 18s sensation Harry Griffiths who joined fellow youth graduates Joe Clayton, Woody Hawkett and Joe Hurdman on the field, further underlining how bright the future looks for the Saltmen.

The one sour note from an otherwise enjoyable game came late on when Rocks substitute Bezer, hampered by conditions, forgot not to deliberately and very obviously stamp on Spa’s grounded midfield goalscoring sensation Nathan Binner. This forgetfulness allowed Bezer first use of the soap.

Any away win is a good result. Winning by three goals away is even better. Doing this and keeping a clean sheet on a post-monsoon paddy field just ices the cake. My thoughts go out to the Tytherington groundsman. At three a clock the field was in great condition and looked like a very good playing surface, if a bit on the wet side. By five o’ clock, it looked more like a film location from Good Morning Vietnam.

Clearly, we did not see Tytherington at its best. I would expect the Hardwicke Playing Fields to be a great place to visit for an early or late season game. The friendly clubhouse bar sells an excellent range of drinks, including a very decent cider – brewed personally by Jeremy Clarkson!

Thanks to all at Tytherington Rocks for their hospitality and best wishes for the remainder of the season (except the return fixture of course.)

Another great turnout from the Spa support who braved terrible driving conditions on the M5, despite the real risk of postponement.

Back to Kingys next week when we face an in form Stonehouse Town side.

See you there!

Cheers

Steve

Saturday 16 November 2024,

Hellenic League Division One

If bookies took bets on step 6 games you would have probably got decent long odds on a victory for the visiting Sods of Chipping Sodbury. And, ultimately the bookies would have been right, with the Saltmen consolidating their position at the top of the table. However, the scoreline doesn’t necessarily tell the whole story.

In this game there were periods in which the visitors dominated lengthy passages of play, belying their lowly league position. They created a number of promising openings and were it not for some good work by Dom Rogerson in the Spa goal and some stout last ditch defending, the Sods could well have taken the lead. Some wayward finishing and an inability to find that killer final ball frustrated the visitors during the first period. It was a similar story for Droitwich who had numerous half-chances created by Josh Hurdman and Jack Brighton down the right and Lewis Phillips, Perry Moss and Nathan Binner on the left side but the ball would not fall kindly for skipper James Lemon. The deadlock was finally broken in the 18th minute when free-scoring Josh Hurdman collected a sublime through ball which split the Sods’ defence, rounded Maggs in the Sods goal, and made no mistake with the finish. The Sods did not lose heart after this setback, as some visitors have, and continued to make life difficult for the hosts. Where others have folded on going behind to Spa, the Sods continued to defend stoutly, throwing everything in the way of the Saltmen’s advances.

The second period opened with the visitors take control of the game and on 60 minutes they deservedly levelled the scores thanks to a smart strike from Towler whose free kick from outside the box beat the wall and Rogerson for 1-1.

In the build up to the game Spa manager Andy Crowther had to shuffle his team selection to accommodate for the loss of three central defenders and a defensive midfielder. This meant that the world’s leading goalscorer, Alex Dugmore needed to start in the back four with skipper Lemon moving to the centre of the front line. In response to the Sods equaliser, Duggers returned to leading the forward line and immediately started to make a nuisance of himself. However, it took until the 82nd minute for Spa to regain the lead when James Lemon converted a Josh Hurdman cross from close range. Centre back turned striker turned centre back turned striker Dugmore was thwarted by some brave goalkeeping by Maggs but, with 20 goals so far this season, Duggers would not be denied forever. On 90 minutes, he collected a poor goal kick, bore down on goal and beat the on-rushing Maggs to register Spa’s third of the afternoon.

A final score of 3-1 may do a disservice to a Chipping Sodbury side who gave everything in their efforts. It just goes to show how open this league is.

My nomination for man of the match would be Jack Davies who gave a Stakhanovite effort in protecting the back four and initiating a number of dangerous moves with his probing passes. Special mention should also be given for the three under 18s players who stepped up to the first team and again showed how promising the future looks for the Saltmen.

Spa maintained their six point lead at the top of the table in front of a crowd of 252, comfortably the highest gate in the Hellenic league Division 1 and Premier.

Next up, a trip to Tytherington Rocks on Saturday who, despite sounding like a late 80s Hard Rock festival, are actually a decent side.

See you there.

Cheers

Steve

Droitwich Spa FC v ……

The Saltmen return to Hellenic league action on Saturday after another heroic away win in the FA Vase. Our visitors will be the Sods of …

No. That’s not me being rude. It is Chipping Sodbury Town’s official nickname but it does bring up some rather lurid images on t’internet when searching for pictures of sods to use in a blog. Remember that.

The Sods have had a mixed start to the season. On opening day, they shared 8 goals away at Stonehouse for an encouraging draw. There followed a run of 4 defeats before a first win was chalked up with a 0-3 win at Newent. Further wins followed, most notably a 2-3 win away at FC Stratford’s ‘100% ringer free’ Saturday side. In November, they earned a creditable goalless draw at Ludlow but lost 3-0 to Wellington last time out. Four wins and two draws from their opening 13 games leaves them in 14th place in the table, comfortably clear of the relegation places.

I’m looking forward to this game. Any side who can win away at Clanfield and Stratford is clearly capable of giving the Saltmen a scare. Let’s all get down to Kingys on Saturday and cheer the boys on. We know our support gives the boys a lift. It’s international break so I don’t think many of the region’s professional teams will be in action and a trip to Kingys is much better than watching England passing the ball side to side for 90 minutes.

See you there

Cheers

Steve

Who’d of thunk it? Spa taking another step 5 scalp and progressing to the draw for the third round of the Isuzu FA Vase for the first time in the club’s history. Momentous times indeed.

Actually, quite a number of the 100 plus travelling faithful thunked so and their faith was rewarded, with interest!

The game started slowly and the Saltmen eased themselves steadily into the game. After 20 seconds they felt comfortable enough to take the lead when Knight’s keeper Catlow looked anything but cat-like when he spilled a relatively innocuous Josh Hurdman cross, leaving Perry Moss a straightforward tap in to open the scoring.

As the half progressed, it became a cut and thrust affair with both sides failing to take advantage of half chances and defences held firm. That changed on 40 minutes when Lewis Phillips showed great tenacity to keep the ball in play on the Ashby byline, clipping a fabulous cross over to Josh Hurdman, who selflessly headed the ball back across goal to the waiting Charlie Tilley who tucked it away for a 0-2 scoreline. Barely 3 minutes later, that man Tilley was on hand again to neatly stick home a Perry Moss ball in the danger zone, sending the travelling masses delirious and Spa into halftime with a 3 goal lead.

The second half saw Spa look to protect their advantage and they did so against their higher tier opponents very effectively. The Knights showed their quality in reducing the deficit to 2 on 52 minutes but were unable to break the steadfast Spa defence again. The Saltmen put their bodies on the line time after time and Dom Rogerson made an absolute worldy of a stop late on to tip what appeared a certain goal over the bar. The young goalkeeper’s development this season has been a joy to watch and this important intervention prevented a much more frantic closing period than actually happened.

The final whistle was greeted with jubilation from the players and travelling supporters alike, only too aware of the significance of this win.

There is no way I can pick man of the match. Every one of the lads in red and black gave everything and contributed to an amazing team performance which will live long in the memories of all the Spa fans present.

Thanks to the staff and officials at Ashby Ivanhoe who made us very welcome – even if one or two of their supporters were slightly less hospitable. Best wishes for the rest of the season!

The Saltmen now go into the third round draw on Monday for the first time in club history.

All in all a great day out – made even better as there was a toilet on the coach.

Next up, a fast improving Chipping Sodbury side visit Kingys next Saturday when we return to Hellenic League action.

See you there

Cheers

Steve

UhlSport Hellenic League Division 1:

29 October 2024

I really don’t enjoy reading supporters ranting about match officials so, in order to avoid a trip to the libel court, I will keep this report very brief.

FC Stratford were the better side on the night.

Spa struggled to stamp their authority on the game.

The game was competitive but not dirty.

Alex Dugmore scored again.

Sam Carey was my Droitwich man of the match.

Three players were dismissed.

Many more players were booked.

We gained a point rather than dropping two.

Spa remain unbeaten.

The majority of the crowd was Droitwich fans.

See you at Kingys on Saturday.

Cheers

Steve

29 October 2024

After a couple of long away trips, Droitwich travel a much more civilised distance to meet FC Stratford at the Arden Garages Stadium tomorrow (Tuesday) evening.

The temptation when writing a piece about Stratford is to over rely upon quotes from its most famous resident. Full disclosure: I don’t even think his writing was that good. Quite frankly, I would sooner quote Jamie Oliver!

Anyway, it has been a good start to the season for FC Stratford who, for reasons beyond my understanding, are nicknamed the Bards. (Given how fashionable it is to sport facial hair, I suspect the internet has left the ‘e’ out.) It’s asy done! The Beards currently sit in 6th place in the league table with 20 points from 12 games; winning 6 games and drawing 2. In their most recent outing they unexpectedly lost 2-3 to Chipping Sodbury. Either CS have signed a lot of new players or Jeremy Clarkson is putting something in the water. There have been a number of impressive results for the Bards including a win over our old oppos Hinckley AFC, now playing at Step 5. FC Stratford’s leading scorer this season is Robbie Sone with 6 goals from his 14 games. In total they have scored 25 leagues gold and conceded 22.

The Saltmen’s early season form continued with Saturday’s 3-5 win at Wantage stretching their unbeaten run to 11 league games.

FC Stratford play their home games at the impressive Arden Garages Stadium, which is shared with the other club in the town. As this is one of our nearest away games it would be good to see as many Spa fans as possible make the trip and cheer the boys on.

Be all my sins remember’d.

Steve

[And not a single reference to you know who!]

Holbeach United 0-3 Droitwich Spa

Isuzu FA Vase. 19 October 2024

I’ve just got back from one of the most enjoyable day watching football I have ever experienced. It started at 10am when we boarded the coach, players and supporters mingled in. It’s a long way to Holbeach but initial going was good. That changed when we reached the Peterborough bypass when traffic came to standstill and we were stuck in a traffic jam for around half an hour. This put paid to the scheduled lunch stop for the players as time was no longer on our side. We eventually reached Holbeach United FC at 1.30 where we were met with smiles and handshakes from home club officials who were keen to give us a brief tour of their excellent facilities.

After a short walk, our small group found the nearby Crown, a nice friendly pub with a good choice of drinks and, much to Ben’s approval, an open log fire. After this brief cultural exchange we headed back to the ground and had another pint of cultural exchange ahead of kick off. The clubhouse is exceptionally good. I can’t think of a better clubhouse at any other ground I have ever visited.

The pitch at Carter’s Park has withstood the recent rain very well. The stadium is tidy and well appointed and is a good place to watch a match. Any ground which has a terrace called the Pig Pen gets my vote.

The first half saw both sides probing the other but very few clear cut chances were created. The game came to light in the second half as Spa seized the reins. The deadlock was broken on 56 minutes when Perry Moss’ first touch half volley gave Simpson in the Tigers’ goal no chance, much to the pleasure of the sizeable travelling contingent of Spa supporters among the 166 attendance. A couple of minutes later the mercurial Moss was temporarily denied a second by the inform Simpson who produced a stunning reflex save turning a full blooded close range effort from Moss away to safety.

‘Pez’ was not to be denied for long. On 63 minutes he picked up a loose ball in the Tigers’ box but was felled before he could get a shot away. The referee pointed immediately to the spot and Moss tucked the penalty into to the Holbeach goal via the inside of the post and The Saltmen had a two goal cushion. Holbeach worked hard at reducing the deficit but Dom Rogerson and his back four remained strong. Then on 89 minutes, Spa recovered the ball deep in their own half releasing Josh Hurdman, also still in the Droitwich half, who broke past the United defence before beating Simpson to seal a fine 0-3 victory and a fifth clean sheet of the season.

A strong all round performance by the Saltmen who all put in impressive shifts, particularly so after being stuck on a bus with no toilet for four hours. A special note should be made of Kyonn Evans’ contribution. He stepped up and despite having played very limited first team football this season, led the line admirably.

After partaking in a little more Lincolnshire hospitality we thanked our hosts and trouped back onto the coach for the long journey back to Worcestershire. To pass the time, after a brief music lesson, Mr Carey gave us a General Studies exam paper to sit. It’s thirty something years since I took General Studies ‘O’ level but I’m sure the questions have got harder!

We returned the Spa at 9.30 all culturally enriched and looking forward to the draw for the second round. A home tie would be good but if we have to travel again, let’s hope it is to a club with similar facilities to Holbeach United.

Thank you to Charlie, Rob and Wayne for providing the transport and thanks to the players and coaching staff for putting up with us.

Finally, if you are shopping at an Asda Express in the East Midlands today and you get a faint whiff of alcohol, I have no idea what that could be, but you might want to consider wiping your feet before you get home!

See you next time.

Cheers

Steve

Isuzu FA Vase – First Round proper. Saturday, 19th October 2024

When I first heard we had been awarded an away draw at Holbeach United in the FA Vase I was really pleased. I can drive over with the present Mrs FTS and the dog, leave them on the beach while I watched the game, then pick them up and get some fish and chips on the promenade, thought I. But no, the beach reference in Holbeach is a misnomer. Holbeach is, in fact, seven miles from the sea. Not on the coast at all. And never has been! It used to be much nearer to the sea (or, more correctly the sea used to be nearer Holbeach) than it is now. As recently as the 17th Century it was only two miles from the sea and was probably named Holbeach in an attempt to attract tourism back in the Middle Ages. In those pre-internet days, there would have been no easy way to check its proximity to the old briny as Google Maps wouldn’t be invented for hundreds of years. There is no record of whether this ploy was successful. Now the sea has been beaten back by a series of marsh drainage programmes. No wonder the area is known as South Holland. Presumably, ambitious plans were made to drain the land all the way to Amsterdam.

Setting geographical ignorance aside, Holbeach has quite a lot in common with Droitwich. It is an ancient market town which is believed to have been inhabited since Roman times. It has a population of just over 10,000, slightly lower than Droitwich, and has a Step 6 football club. I expect it has pubs and charity shops too but I’m not sure whether it benefits from the world’s highest density of hair cutting establishments which we can proudly lay claim to.

Holbeach United Football Club ply their trade in the Eastern Counties League, Division One North. They were founded in 1929 and joined the Eastern Counties League in the 1950s. Apart from a brief spell in the old Midland League, Holbeach have remained in the ECL ever since. The club has an impressive cup pedigree. In 1982 they reached the first round of the FA Cup, drawing then third division Wrexham at home. The game was played at nearby Peterborough’s London Road stadium where, sadly, Wrexham won 4-0.

Holbeach United currently sit in ninth place in the league with 24 points from 15 games have won 8 games. Notably, 6 of these wins have come from away fixtures while winning 2 and losing 6 of their 8 home games. Last time out they recorded an impressive 3-0 win over higher placed Whitton United.

The club’s nickname is The Tigers. Coincidentally, United play in Yellow and Black stripes.

Home games are played at Carter’s Park which the club has occupied since its formation. The ground has a capacity of 4000, of which 200 are covered seats located in the main stand which was built in 2005. A further 450 covered standing spaces are also available. The Carter connection remains as the team manager is Chris Carter and their newly named skipper is Sam Carter.

The Saltmen are one of only two clubs still unbeaten in the league at Step 6. The only defeat in all competitions this season was a 1-3 reverse to Step 3 Bromsgrove Sporting in the County Cup. The stage is set for a great game and a good day out – beach or not!

A source close to the club reckons that at 99 miles from Kingys, this is the most distant game we have ever played and 94 miles further than the last round at Bewdley! Despite the distance it would be great to see as many Droitwich fans as possible at the game. It does make a difference.

(Hopefully) see you there.

Cheers

Steve

Tuesday 15th October 2024

Wiseman Lighting Cup

Match Report

It’s not often you can use one of football’s hackneyed old cliches and still hold your head up. This evening’s cup tie bucked that trend and with a clear conscience we can say this truly was a game of two halves.

With big games coming thick and fast and with one eye on our FA Vase game at Holbeach, the Saltmen’s starting lineup included 3 players drawn from the clubs current under 18 side. The first half saw Droitwich huff and puff but rarely create a great deal to write about. They appeared to get dragged into a long ball game against a Redditch side who were well organised defensively and strong in the air. Despite this, Spa took the lead, somewhat against the run of play when Perry Moss latched onto a neat through ball from Alex Dugmore and fired Spa-into the lead in the 13th minute. Borough’s response was quick and in the 18th minute they equalised courtesy of a goal from Brain. The rest of the first half belonged to Redditch. They created the better chances and had it not been some excellent work by Droitwich keeper Dom Rogerson and some wasteful strikes from the Redditch attack they could well have gone in at half time with the lead.

The halftime orange segments worked wonders and Droitwich immediately showed greater accuracy and creativity. Within 5 minutes of the second half starting, the Saltmen re-took the lead. Safe to say that this is not a game which Josh Murtagh in the Borough goal will remember fondly. A routine ball into the box resulted in an almost comical mixup with Liam O’Donnell with both players leaving it to the other to take control. Meanwhile, Danny Barnes was alert, noted the confusion and took full advantage.

Not satisfied with putting his side ahead, Barnes was on hand 3 minutes later to collect a superb through ball before calmly rounding the hapless Murtagh to increase the Spa advantage to 3-1. Judging by social media posts, it appears that Lewis Phillips is claiming the assist.

The goal of the game came on 65 minutes. A slick passing move which propelled Spa through the visitors’ midfield and defence ended with a cheeky Moss back heel putting in Will Dallaway who found the target with ease and claimed his first senior goal.

On 78 minutes, the inevitable happened. To their cost, a tiring Boro defence failed to note the league’s leading goal scorer Alex Dugmore lurking at the far post. The Spa man was rewarded for his lung busting running throughout the game by driving home his shot from a tight angle and increased his tally to 18 for the season!

The final goal of the game came in the 88th minute. Alex Dugmore was on the end of another through ball which left him with only Murtagh to beat. In the spirit of all good club men, Duggers selflessly squared the ball to the supporting Woody Hackett who graciously accepted the gift and rolled the ball home to make the final score 6-1 to the Saltmen.

Special mention must be made to the players who stepped seamlessly from the Under 18s and Development teams into the senior team. There are some hugely talented young players graduating from the club’s excellent youth system which can only be good for the future.

The result brought up the century of wins for Spa manager Andy Crowther from only 145 games in charge. This represents a 69% win record. Fortunately for us, the FA had already appointed some random fella with a patchy track record in English football as national team manager before they read this article! Massive congratulations to Andy and long may it continue.

Next up is our lengthy trip to Holbeach in the FA Vase. Let’s hope we can take our second half form into that game.

See you there.

Cheers

Steve

A few weeks ago FTS published a comparison between attendances this season and the same period last season.

On looking through the brilliant Non League Matters website (https://www.nonleaguematters.co.uk) I found the table of attendances shown below by way of an update.

It is good to see that crowds at Kingys are significantly higher than anyone else in the division but how does this compare with other clubs at step 6?

Combined Counties League Division One, the highest average gate belongs to table toppers Windsor and Eton FC at 313 from 7 home games.

Eastern Counties League Division One North. Unfortunately attendance data is difficult to obtain but a review of leaders Haverhill Rovers results show their average attendance to around 120. This is the division in which Saturday’s opponents Holbeach United play. Their own average attendance is around the 105 mark.

Eastern Counties League Division One South. Again, data is hard to find but leaders Harlow Town attract crowds averaging around 330

Our old stomping grounds, the Midland Football League Division One’s attendances are dominated by Nuneaton Town with an average of 477. As the phoenix club risen from the former National League club Nuneaton Borough, this is hardly surprising. Perhaps more surprising is that Sutton United’s average attendance has leapt to 205 which is almost 50% higher than last year. Top two in the table, Coton Green and Smethwick Rangers both have average crowd figures well below 100.

Northern Counties East League Division One. Wakefield has the highest average gate of 278 which is relatively impressive given that they play home games at Featherstone Rovers Rugby League Club’s Post Office Road stadium. Nevertheless, Wakefield is the largest city in England without a football league club and the potential for the club to attract bigger crowds is certainly there. League leaders Horbury Town have an average gate of 197.

Northern League Division Two. Highest average is 285 at Grangetown Boys Club. League leaders Horden Community Welfare attract an average turnout of 194.

This by no means an exhaustive scientific analysis but it seems Spa’s attendance figures are good for Step 6 in the Midlands and South but slightly lower than their counterparts up North.

You can draw what you want from this post but I hope you have enjoyed reading it.

Please feel free to let me have any reasonably polite comments you may have on this topic. I would be interested to hear what you think.

Cheers

Steve

A few weeks ago, I wrote about the potency of the Spa side in attack. Now seems like a good time to provide a brief update.

The following table, taken from the FA’s excellent Full Time website, provides an update on the top goalscorers in the UhlSport Hellenic League Division 1.

It makes good reading for The Saltmen (and let’s face it, I wouldn’t have posted it if it didn’t !). Not only does our own Alex Dugmore top the table with an amazing 17 goals from 12 appearances but we have a total of four players in the top ten! Perry Moss takes fifth place with 11 goals from 12 games. Nathan Binner claims the sixth spot with 7 strikes from 11 games. In ninth place is Josh Hurdman who also notched 7 times but from 12 appearances. Congratulations to all four!

To load the table in this way is a great achievement and reflects the positive style of play the coaching team has clearly instilled throughout the whole side. There have been massive contributions from the players not mentioned above and without whom the team would be significantly weaker.

Long may it continue.

Cheers

Steve

UhlSport Hellenic League Division One.

12 October 2024

It is usually the case that post-match plaudits go to goalscorers – and that is perfectly understandable. This week, however, I would like to congratulate both teams’ goalkeepers who gave an excellent demonstration of that most noble of arts. Messrs Rogerson and Venables can justifiably make claim for their respective teams’ man of the match award.

Had it not been for a string of fine saves by Zach Venables in the Ludlow goal, the Saltmen could quite conceivably have racked up a double figure score as they piled on the pressure during the second half. That he managed to restrict Spa to just one goal during this period is worthy of top billing. Not to be outdone, while seeing less of the action, Dom Rogerson produced heroics of his own to ensure Spa recorded another clean sheet. It is often difficult for a keeper to maintain concentration when their involvement is restricted to distributing the ball but when called into serious action he responded with a series of fine stops of his own as Ludlow tried to get back into a game in which they fell behind on 16 minutes. Matt Fusco’s tenacity enabled him to exchange passes with Jack Brighton before crossing the ball to Alex Dugmore who did what Alex Dugmore does best and Spa had the lead.

To crown a dominant 40 second spell, Josh Hurdman was given the chance to double the lead when put in by a great ball which dissected the visitors’ back line. He gave Venables no chance, clinically guiding the ball into the River end goal and it was 2-0 Saltmen. Spa kept their collective foot down and created a slew of half chances, narrowly missing the target or being thwarted by Mr Venables.

It is good to see increasing numbers of women officiating at games. Today was no exception with the female assistant referee [thanks Luke] getting a number of close offside calls spot-on during the first half. I know this because I was standing behind her for the opening 45 minutes and I found no reason to offer the same helpful advice I usually bestow upon lesser flag wavers than today’s. For this reason I will gloss over the two stonewall penalty appeals which were easily visible to the assistant and to the referee – to whom I offer my best wishes for his forthcoming GCSEs. Hopefully he will be able to distinguish between nouns and verbs more successfully than he did between a penalty and a booking for simulation.

The second half was dominated for long periods by Droitwich and as the game drew towards its conclusion it looked like the 262 in attendance would have to settle for a 2-0 home win. Fortunately for the majority of the crowd, Charlie Tilley had other ideas. On 86 minutes Venables made another smart save to deny Dugmore but Charlie was able to smash the rebound home.

The game finished with the Saltmen as 3-0 winners but not before our own flourishing footballing dynasty’s attempt to enter football history with J Hurdman replacing J Hurdman from the bench. That has to be a first! I think J Hurdman is marginally better but they are both very talented players. Hopefully their similarly talented brother Sam will be able rejoin them soon following a lengthy injury.

Two cup games coming up for Droitwich. First up, Redditch Borough at Kingys in midweek then our trip to deepest Lincolnshire next Saturday in the FA Vase. Meanwhile they remain undefeated in the league and top of the league!

Cheers

Steve

#UTS

Saturday Knights Fever!

Amid a cluster of cup ties, the Saltmen return to UhlSport Hellenic League action this Saturday when they welcome Ludlow Town FC to Kingys.

The Knights started the season in red hot form winning their opening three league games before sharing the points with Shortwood Utd then suffering a reverse at Abingdon. More recently they have been held to a draw in a long distance encounter at Wantage and again in their home game against Cheltenham Saracens. They currently occupy ninth place in the league with fifteen points taken from nine games.

The Saltmen remain unbeaten in league football this season. The last league game was two weeks ago when they saw off a spirited Clanfield 85 by a single goal despite being reduced to ten men due to the most ridiculous refereeing balls-up I have ever witnessed. A much changed Spa side lost 3-1 to Step 3 side Bromsgrove Sporting in a County Cup tie and this remains their only defeat this term.

The Ludlow game promises to be another tough test for the Saltmen so let’s all get behind them again and cheer them on to victory.

See you there.

Cheers

Steve

It was always going to be a tough day at the office for unbeaten Spa as soon as they drew a Bromsgrove Sporting side 3 steps above them in the non-league pyramid. Ultimately, that little extra class told, but not before Spa had given Sporting a scare.

The first half went pretty much as one might expect. Sporting read the break down of phases of play quicker than Spa and dominated the opening period. It came as no great surprise when they opened the scoring. Spa had chances, including a goalmouth melee in which at least four attempts on goal were repelled by some last ditch Bromsgrove defending but the half belonged to Sporting.

The second half, on the other hand, belonged to the Saltmen, even if the final score did not reflect this. Mazey runs from Perry Moss, and Josh Hurdman caused the Sporting back line plenty to think about with both players creating numerous chances. Finally, tenacious closing down and a pin point pass from Hurdman, was selflessly moved on by Alex Dugmore to Moss who tucked the ball away at the back post and levelled the score. The first 30 minutes of the second half were all Spa’s with wave after wave of attacks placing the Sporting defence under real pressure. But just when it looked like Spa could snatch an unlikely win, Sporting’s extra class told and they secured the win with two smartly taken goals late in the second half, to put their name in the hat for the next round.

There is plenty for the Saltmen to take from the game. They did not look out of place against much higher level opposition and, for a thirty minute period in the second half, were the better side. Spa can now concentrate on the league when they have negotiated FA Vase and MCC.

See you at Kingys #UTS

Cheers

Steve

Worcestershire Senior Cup

01 October 2024

The first team return to action this evening welcoming our very near neighbours, Bromsgrove Sporting to Kingys in the Worcester Senior Cup.

The Rouslers have progressed through the pyramid since their formation 14 years ago. They currently ply their trade at Step 3 in the Southern League Premier Division Central. Sporting are effectively the Phoenix club emerging from the ashes of Bromsgrove Rovers who ceased playing in 2010, having been one of the top non-league teams in the country during the 1990s. This period includes a notable run to the third round proper of the FA cup, beating Northampton Town, Yeovil Town in rounds one and two before succumbing only to two very late goals from Barnsley in front of a sell-out crowd and the TV cameras at the Victoria Ground.

Sporting’s results so far this season could be described as mixed. They have taken 9 points from 9 games in the league and have a goal difference of -4. Spa have continued their undefeated start to their own season following their 10 man victory over a useful looking Clanfield 85 side. It will be interesting to see how competitive Spa can be against a team 3 rungs higher up the league structure. Can’t wait!

A case of Mistaken Identity

Separated at birth?

It’s easy to see how a referee could mistake the two players shown above. Both have two arms, two legs and a head. We shouldn’t be surprised that referees have trouble distinguishing between two entirely different people. What we need is some sort of system to help differentiate one from another.

Now I’m not a systems expert so bear with me but could we have something on a player’s shirt to help? Perhaps each player could wear a different letter of the alphabet on their shirt. Alternatively, we could go for numbers, with each player wearing a number from 1 to 11. I know it’s quite a complex idea but after around 100 years there should no longer be any way a competent official could mistake even the two most similar looking individuals. I might make this suggestion to the FA.

Instead of leaving Kingys discussing another good result for the Saltmen, the majority of conversations I overheard (eavesdropped – Ed) were about the referee. As alluded to above, today’s whistler made one of the most egregious errors I have seen in nearly 50 years watching football. Within moments of booking Matt Jackson for kicking the ball away from a restart, he proceeded to send the same player off for a repeat of the same infringement, seemingly oblivious to the fact that the second offence was committed by a different player altogether. Unable to countenance the possibility he may have made an error, the man in the muddle dispatched Spa skipper Jamie Sauntson, to ten minutes in the Sin Bin-presumably for having the temerity to argue his teammate’s cause.

These shenanigans occurred towards the end of a slightly disappointing first half. One of the few highlights of the half was the goal that ultimately proved to be the difference between the two sides. Perry Moss picked the ball up 25 yards from goal, dropped his shoulder, skipped past a couple of Clanfield defenders before firing the ball into the goal leaving the Clanfield keeper with no chance. Prior to the goal, the Spa side seemed rather lethargic. The first 20 minutes saw Clanfield controlling possession but fail to take advantage.

The second half saw Spa dig deep to protect their narrow advantage. Clanfield are a very well organised team and it is easy to see why they have conceded only 6 league goals. Both sides worked hard but the defences stayed on top.

I would say that Clanfield is the best team Spa has faced so far this season. The return fixture will no doubt be a tricky one. However, Spa remain undefeated and five points clear at the top of the division. I think we’d have accepted that before the kick off.

Cheers

Steve

Saturday’s home game against Clanfield 85 will be the first meeting of the two clubs. In order that we may appear to be knowledgable hosts I have undertaken enquiries about Clanfield and am pleased to share the following information.

Clanfield is a village in Oxfordshire with two pubs (The Plough and the imaginatively titled Clanfield Tavern); a Post Office and a general store – though how many Generals they sell per anum is not disclosed.

According to the 2011 census, Clanfield has a population of 879. I must admit that I had expected it to have a larger population as 879 is little bit on the low side to make up 85 plus football teams. It could reasonably support one or two teams but 85 is a lot. It would also need a lot of space. A club with an 85th team would require at least 43 pitches if half the teams played at home on a Saturday afternoon.

My incisive investigative instinct told me something did not seem right. Clanfield 85 are a good side, with real potential for promotion. They score a lot of goals and concede very few. In fact, according to @nonleaguehq1, Clanfield 85 is one of only six Step 6 teams with at least 3 clean sheets in the league, this season. In their 7 league games to date, they have scored 21 goals and conceded just 5. So, if their 85th team are that good, how good are their first team and why hadn’t I heard of them?

Now that I have done some research I can reveal that the “85” in Clanfield 85 does not mean they are the 84th level of reserve team. The interweb reveals that this refers to the club’s restructuring after relegation from the Hellenic Premier Division in season 1984 to 1985. The club was initially formed in 1890 and have been in the Hellenic League since Noah was a lad, spending a significant proportion of that time in the Premier division.

Clanfield’s nickname is the Robins which may explain why (according to Wiki) they play in Arsenal shirts.

Due to the colour clash I expect we may see them in their change kit which, again according to Wiki, is pale blue and white stripes (think Coventry City in 1987….. or Argentina).

I say this every week (but this time I mean it) this will be a tough game for the Saltmen. Clanfield’s goalscoring and miserly defence amount to a big obstacle to overcome. Fortunately, we shouldn’t have to contend with the 84 other teams from the village.

I hope this piece has proved useful, especially the bit about the pubs (for the return fixture). If you need to know anything else, you can ask them yourselves as they will be at Kingys tomorrow, kick off 3.00 pm.

See you at the game.

Cheers

Steve

As I was at a bit of a loose end I got to wondering whether the club’s move to the UhlSport Hellenic League had any impact on the size of the crowds attending games at Kingys.

This season we have some significant distances to travel for away games. And it’s just as far for our opponents to travel when they make the return trip to Kingys! Being on the northern edge of the Hellenic League’s catchment area means our furthest opponents are Wantage at 76 miles from home – 18 miles further away than our furthest old oppos in the Midland Football League (MFL). Clearly, increased travelling distances make it more difficult for supporters to travel to games and fewer travelling supporters would mean lower crowds. So I decided to compare attendances between this season and last to determine whether my hypotheses were right.

I took the attendance figures from the first 5 home league games of this season and compared them with the first 5 from 2023/2024 in the MFL. I also looked at the distances travelled by the relative visiting teams. The results, detailed in the table below, surprised me.

• * Please substitute the word Crawley for Cradley. Autocorrect eh!!

The first thing I noticed was the average attendance figures for both periods are identical at 228. On the face of it, the league switch has had no impact. But that’s far from the whole story. Last season’s figures include visits from both Cradley and Bilston, both clubs with relatively large away followings. This season we have not yet seen large numbers of visiting supporters – yet the attendance figures are right up there with 2023/2024. This strongly suggests that the underlying number of Spa fans attending home games has increased, no doubt inspired by the late season events which saw Spa only 8 minutes away from promotion to Step 5.

Clearly, the sample size of just 5 games is too small to draw any firm conclusions and it will be interesting to repeat the exercise later in the season. In the meantime I would suggest the attendance figures so far are quite encouraging.

Keep spreading the word.

Cheers

Steve

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Thanks to @nonleaguehq1 for the attached article showing Droitwich Spa FC as joint highest points scorers in Step Six nationwide.

Bake Off v Free Football

Following The Saltmen is confident that neither Noel Fielding or Paul Hollywood will be at the game. We’re not sure about Pru Leith but it seems unlikely. If this isn’t a good enough reason to get down to Kingys then the news that admission is free should be the deal breaker.

If you look ‘no-brainier’ up in the Oxford English Dictionary it refers you back to this page!

See you at Kingys!

Cheers

Steve

FA Vase Qualifying.

21 Sept, 2024.

An entertaining local derby ended with the Saltmen progressing to the First Round Proper of this year’s competition.

Nestling on the bank of the River Severn, Ribbesford Meadow must be one of the most idyllic settings for a game of football in the country. What it may lack in state of the art facilities is more than mitigated by its surroundings. It’s so rural I half expected to see Bilbo Baggins or one of his Hobbit mates propping up the very welcoming clubhouse bar.

Unfortunately for the Riversiders, today they could have used a visit from Gandalf and an industrial strength spell book. While the Spa side is still missing some key personnel, those who returned today possessed more than enough strength to brush Bewdley aside. Of course, the host’s task was not helped by losing a player to a straight red card with an hour still to play.

Droitwich opened the scoring with a tidy goal from the league’s leading goal scorer, Alex Dugmore who received the ball with his back to the goal. He turned and drilled an unstoppable shot from a tightish angle past the Town keeper. Parity was soon restored when an error from the Spa back four allowed Town’s top scorer Elliot Lees to deftly beat Rogerson in the Spa goal and open his account for the afternoon. On 28 minutes, Town were down to ten men as the referee gave Sumnall the opportunity for first use of the soap in the Town changing room after creating two holes in one of Charlie Tilleys shin pad!!

As might be expected, Spa made the numerical advantage count scoring with great strikes from Perry Moss and, for the second consecutive game, Lucas Edmonds. However, more loose defending from Spa resulted in ten man Bewdley cutting the deficit to 3-2 right on the stroke of half time. Lees again taking advantage of uncertainty in the visiting defence.

If the first half was evenly contested, the second half was dominated by the visitors. Further goals from Matt Fusco, Dugmore and a neatly dispatched Moss penalty underlined Spa’s superiority on the day. Town recorded theirs and Lees’ third of the afternoon from the penalty spot. Spa ‘keeper Dom Rogerson had a largely untroubled second half but was still able to make a terrific save, diving full stretch to repel a strong drive from Town.

Spa will be disappointed in the manner the goals were conceded but, ultimately, had too much fire power to ever be in serious danger of losing this cup tie.

Thanks to all at Bewdley Town for a very warm and friendly welcome and good luck for the rest of the season.

Thanks for reading.

Cheers

Steve

Sadly not. They already have a ground holding 70,000 of them, they don’t need a new one.

Congratulations to the Jarrow FC fans who created this flaggy masterpiece. 👍

Brought to you by Roger Melly, Buster Gonad and Finbar Saunders.

Initial reactions

Against the odds, which became longer as the game progressed, the Saltmen retained their unbeaten record, missing out on an unlikely away win by virtue an injury time equaliser which everyone present at this lovely ground could see resulted from the ball being kicked from the goalkeeper’s two hands. Everyone except the referee and his two hapless assistants.

Picture of Audrey Hepburn in the Gents

Spa started the game without five regular first team players, including three of the division’s top ten goal scorers! However, this did not stop them taking a deserved lead on 15 minutes when Lucas Edmonds showed great close control, collecting the ball thirty yards out before strolling through the United defence and clinically sliding the ball past Cavanagh in the home goal.

Unfortunately, things took a turn for the worse on 26 minutes when a challenge from Nathan Binner drew a suspiciously well orchestrated response from a number of the Abingdon team who mobbed the referee. In turn, he bowed under the pressure of the moment and the Spa midfield dynamo got first use of the soap in the visitors changing room.

The second half was not necessarily one for the purists. Spa mounted a spirited rearguard action and looked to have done enough to take the win. Defying the numerical deficit, they continued to put the Abingdon defence under pressure. Then, on 80 minutes, Abingdon’s Harvey Sandford committed a crude but largely innocuous challenge on Droitwich debutant Kyon Evans which the referee deemed worthy of the afternoon’s second red card. Even the most cynical Droitwich supporter would agree that this seemed a harsh decision.

Not content with two unwarranted dismissals, the match officials served the coup de Grace deep into injury time when a loose ball was routinely collected by Dom Rogerson in the Droitwich goal only to see it kicked from his grasp. After a brief goalmouth scramble the home side tucked the ball away for an equaliser. Seven year olds the world over know that opponents cannot play the ball when a keeper has both hands on it. Evidently this knowledge has yet to filter down to the lower reaches of the FA Referees list and the goal stood.

The disappointment felt by the large number of travelling Droitwich faithful was palpable. Nevertheless, this must still be considered a good result. To take a point from our closest rivals, while fielding a depleted starting 11 takes some effort.

Thanks for reading

Steve

Well, matchday has arrived and today we have a long trip to south Oxfordshire to face in-form Abingdon United.

It’s currently 4.45 am and I’m writing this blog because Charlie, our three year old Patterdale/Springer cross is awake. And when Charlie is awake, everyone else is awake!

Anyway, I’ve been looking forward to this game for a while. It’s been a couple of weeks since we’ve seen the Saltmen in action. A place on the coach has been booked I can put my feet up and enjoy a trip to a county I’ve driven through many times but never spent much time.

The football will be interesting. Another early season six-pointer with the teams occupying the top two places in the table. It’s not a ‘must win’ game for either club but the result maybe of significance come the end of the season.

Charlie has settled now, so I’m going to try and get a bit more sleep

See you soon

Cheers

Steve

FC Stratford v Droitwich Spa FC, 10 September 2024.

You will be aware that any time the town Stratford Upon Avon is mentioned, it must be accompanied by a terrible Shakespeare related pun. With this in mind I have been struggling to think of a way to incorporate the term ‘iambic pentameter’ into my match preview. Surprisingly, it is more difficult than it sounds

As the game has now been postponed, I can give it a bit more thought.

Or not Toby

Compliance satisfied. Anyway, someone oft associated with Stratford once wrote that brevity is the soul of wit. So I will leave it there.

Cheers

Steve

5th September 2024

Cheers

Steve

Breaking news: Southam are unable to field a side for the fixture at Kingys and the game will not take place tomorrow.

It is unknown whether the fixture will be rescheduled or if Droitwich progress to the next round by way of a walkover.

The reason why a Step Six club cannot field a side for a game in September remains unclear. Southam’s website and social meeja are silent on the subject.

More to follow but in the meantime here’s a nice picture to look at tomorrow afternoon when you should be at the football

Cheers

Steve

See the future of the club, now!

Generally speaking, I am not a superstitious person. I don’t avoid walking under black cats and frankly I have no interest in the number of Magpies I see when I open the curtains – unless they are Notts County fans, but I’ve never had a problem with them making a mess on my car windscreen. I am still to be convinced of the benefits of knocking on wood or crossing fingers and if I started throwing salt over my shoulders then the current Mrs Steve would go apoplectic!

However, this scepticism changes when it comes to matchday. I am a firm believer in the “Six Ps.” Bear with me, please….this is not a smutty reference to diurectic habits but stands for Proper Preparation Prevents Particularly Poor Performance. As devout subscribers to the principle of Chaos Theory you will be aware that water spouts off the coast of Sicily are almost always caused by butterflies flapping their wings on Amazon and not (my lawyers beg me to say) the result of organised crime syndicates pushing a button on a slightly iffy businessman. Anyway, the principle also applies to my activities on matchday having an unforeseen affect on the outcome of the game. So I can’t leave anything to chance.

I like to make sure I am properly rested and tend to get out of bed quite late but usually in the morning. A light breakfast is then followed by some steady exercise to loosen up. I find darts ideal for this purpose. By the time the old joints have finally freed themselves it’s usually time for my pre-match meal. It is critical that a balance is struck between the correct intake of carbs while ensuring this does not end up with a feeling of bloatedness. So I tend to stick with pie and chips and a couple of cans of pop.

As any sports psychologist worth their salt will tell you, mental preparation is an absolute must. To focus my mind on the task ahead I find the following three pieces of music to be essential pre-game listening:

Hurry Up Harry – Sham 69

Bodies – Sex Pistols

The Boat I Row – Lulu. Something for every eventuality there…..

The only thing left to do is make my way down to Kingys in good time for kick off. I usually drive down but this must be timed correctly in order to avoid an accidental bump with one of the players or, worse still, the match officials (see Chaos Theory above). Once at the ground I ensure I am properly hydrated and can then enjoy the match safe in the knowledge that I have prepared carefully and left nothing to chance.

It’s a big game at Kingys this afternoon. Hope you follow your own pre-match routine and I’ll see you there

Cheers

Steve #UTS